My mother told me the key to a good life is finding pleasure in small things. I suck at it, but I am working on bettering myself. This website is my process. Or a cry for help. Or both, I don’t know.

Some of the legacy material is in a cryptic language called Norwegian. If that bothers you, I can only offer you my sincere apologies.

Who is this clown?

Your basic John Doe. Trophy husband. Slightly jaded father of two. Station wagon owner. Professional flack. Amateur hack. Visually impaired photographer. Violent bookworm. Active idler. Passive aggressive. Nonplussed. Middle aged white man, and very, very sorry.